Hot New Love Pad

I finally cleaned my house so here is the vid I promised.

One More Time

Yep, it’s that time of year again folks. I have managed to score a dirty cold to accompany a nice dose of asthma. I’m thrilled because I know that it means I get to pull out the sexy facial masks again. Unfortunately it also means frequent trips to the doctor, large quantities of drugs and numerous days off work. Which sadly renders me penniless and feeling incredibly sorry for myself. This time I am holding my friendly colleagues Arno, Sherman, Cheryl, Steve and their minging diseases personally responsible for the state I am in. It’s just a blessing that I look so hot in these masks. Who wouldn’t want to be sick?

Paparazzi

Being a celebrity in Japan one has to expect a certain level of interest from the adoring public. That being said, it is difficult to maintain a normal life when you have fans plaguing you at every turn. I have recently gained a few stalkers to my collection of awe inspired groupies. My advice to upcoming fellow VIP’s is hold on to your anonymity, try to keep something back for yourself. But when all else fails, you have to give the fans what they want. These pics were taken by tabloid journalist, Andrew Green after an A-list dance party last year.