Needless to say, you all feel neglected. See now, I am dividing my time between facebook and performing random acts to be displayed on facebook. My physical existence is just a front for my real life here on facebook. I am slowly but surely replacing real friends with facebook friends with my strict “friend” criteria of having to have actually laid eyes on the subject in question at least once. Friends, (and I hesitate to use that word), who spitefully refuse to facebook infuriate me as the tedious task of individual mailing is becoming irritatingly redundant. Their selfishness leaves me cold, as it is time spent online outside the warmth and familiarity of my community. Viewing screen shots of my friends on facebook saves me the tiresome act of attending social events with uncalled for personal contact and gratuitous physical interaction. Not to mention, the money saved on tabloids, and the additional funds spent on social gatherings put aside, it leaves me laughing all the way to the bank.
You would be silly to be left standing.
