On Monday night I went out with my most fabulous sexy girlfriends. Naomi, Sandy, Andrea, Ange, Stevie and I took Tokyo by storm and frequented our favourite club. It is our favourite club not only because on Monday nights is it free for women to enter but it is also free to drink for the entire night. What is funny about this is that it costs ¥4,000 for men to enter but there is still more men there than women. Loves et. Anyway, us sexy bitches got invited into the VIP section by some twat named "Tadd" (Todd with a gay American accent). We were there for about 5 minutes when I got kicked back out again by smashing a glass of posh Vodka and cranberry all over the floor. There is a reason they only let very important people in that area. Only very important people should be allowed to have glass tumblers as apposed to the poxy plastic ones us commoners get. Anyhow, VIP's are boring and sexy German backpackers are way more fun so they did me a favour.
After leaving the club Naomi and I hopped onto our hot new vehicle and headed with our new found German friend to meet some crazy French bloke who looked exactly like Robbie Williams who took us to a freaky Turkish club which we walked straight back out of. Anyhow, the wicked night was followed by an even more fantastic day because Naomi and I went to inspect our brand new apartment in TOKYO that we will be moving into next month! I can't wait!
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