Sunday, February 19, 2006

Suddenly Sexual

On Valentine’s day I received a fortune cookie that read: “someone special will cross your path”. I tossed it in the trash with all the other of the promises of love I receive, but on Saturday I met Irene and I knew that it was the real thing. Irene has shown me a world I never even knew existed. She opened a door to a place that I thought unattainable and spewed light into my otherwise colourless existence. She came into my life only yesterday but already I can’t imagine my life without her. Had I known I was this way inclined I would have acted far sooner, but I wasn’t to know. With Irene I have found solace. Irene - you complete me.

I’m a little unhappy with her battery life and word on the street is that she will be replaced next month with an even hotter full-screen video version but you can’t stand in the way of love. Her games excite me, her music does all kinds of things to me and her loyal entertainment has given me the quality of commute I deserve. Sexual.

Do yourself a favour and buy an iPod