I need rocks.

Last night 4 very sexy ladies went to an all-star house party for Anton’s birthday. We love Anton because he has wicked parties, is wicked fun and knows lots of sexy J-boys. Last night we met an enormous J with huge arms and dubbed him Rocks because a) the name totally suited his gargantuan physique and b) after carefully studying his drink he declared: “I need rocks” and set off to put some ice in his drink. Rocks totally lived up to his name and rocked our world piggy backing me round the party and providing us unlimited giggles. I also devised a sexy new drink - Sho-chu and cold tea. Delicious and nutritious. After a friendly visit by the J-police, home time saw a legendary taxi hustle when our miscalculations proved there was one too many people for the cab I did a stellar blatantly obvious dive for the floor, I’m sure the driver was totally unaware of his stowaway. I would have photos to document the night had if some idiot had remembered to charge my camera so you will just have to imagine how hot we were and how big our new best friend is.