Cock Festival

… No, that's not a typo.


This week my mate Chris text me and asked if I wanted to go to a cock festival on Sunday. Excitedly, I accepted the invitation “I would love to go to a rock festival!” But it wasn’t a typo. It actually was a cock festival. Due to unforseen circumstances I was unable to attend the event but Chris emailed me the evidence. Apparently it was a fertility festival, celebrating the penis. But I think it was just an excuse for a bunch of men to get their bits out in public.