Other Peoples Blogs

After recently browsing other people’s blogs, I have discovered a fundamental design flaw in my own. It’s not anonymous. I was silly enough to include my name and mug shot and because of this and the fact that my mum, grandparents and the majority of the people I know and their mums are aware of this URL it means it has to be strictly censored. I think this could be far more interesting if I only I could be blatantly honest about my drunken antics and debauchery but I think my mum still holds a faint glimmer of respect for me so I’ll continue to keep a lid on it.

It’s also quite lucky that blogging requires a number of deliberate steps and thought processes, which prevents me from drunk-blogging. Unlike my mobile phone, which has recently evolved into a weapon of mass destruction. It would probably be best if I didn't have my keitai at 4:30am after a disastrous experience in a seedy gay club in the middle of Shinjuku, because then I couldn’t call a certain big man repeatedly in tears until he came and rescued me. Censorship regulations prevent me from disclosing details but lets just say that being the sole woman in a club packed with 300 sweaty men all trying to bone each other does certain things to a woman’s psyche which is not good. Having a phone in my drunken possession is why I spent the majority of Sunday and Monday building bridges. I thinking maybe a 9 digit unlock code could be the answer but I’m open to suggestions…