Stealth computer

My computer is the stealthiest, not to mention the sexiest. I have a hot new ibook from the Apple store in Ginza. And because its a mac, it has special powers. If I sit my computer on top of the teev I can steal internet from beyond, or maybe just the neighbors. So it's my mission to download as much free music, movies and porn as possible until they cotten on and cut me off. It also allows me to return to my status as a net nerd or net otaku as we japanese like to say. Buying this computer has rendered me completely skint so for the rest of this month I am eating popcorn for dinner (I picked up a tops deal - 28 bags of microwave popcorn for only $9). Granted its not the best popcorn i've ever tasted, and there are always a lot of kernels that go unpopped, but it was still a bargain. Anyway, it's a good thing I have this computer to entertain me, since I can't afford to go out any more. My fabulous mate Andrew has shown me the ways of the mac and I will be forever in his debt. It rocks my world.