New Boyfriend (revised)

It wasn’t working out with the old guy with J-teeth so I had to ditch him. It was for the best, we were growing apart. We left on good terms and will hopefully remain good friends and casual sex partners. He took it pretty hard, but who can blame him. I did the only decent thing and told him it wasn’t him it was me and his J-teeth weren’t doing it for me anymore. I’m pretty devoed about the whole thing, but it was beautiful while it lasted. It’s better to have loved and lost.

So now, after an appropriate grieving period, I have a new new boyfriend. It was a beautiful chance encounter and it was love at first sight. I went out to Karaoke with a group of people on Sunday night, my next-door neighbour Andrea and I were getting a little restless confined to the one room so we decided to venture into other peoples rooms. We crashed my boyfriend’s room, I landed on his lap and sparks flew. We spent the evening deep in conversation contemplating the state of the modern world. We gazed into each other’s eyes and dedicated love songs to each other. Unfortunately he doesn't have J-teeth, but he does have a wicked car his parents bought him. After a night dreams are made of and that only Mills and Boon could reproduce, he gave me, and all my mates a lift home in his pimped out ride. It couldn't have been more perfect, he had a lowered minivan and I had 7 friends. Coincidence much? I can tell that this is the beginning of a long and beautiful relationship.

Fine then. He doesn't actually know that he is my new boyfriend. He can’t speak a lick of English. I can’t speak Japanese. We communicated through a few random words and had tickle fights. But the rest is true. And I like the first story better.